Hi, monkey.
I'm a monkey, too.

Oh, there was a little monkey and he wouldn't lay an egg...
So they poured hot water up and down his monkey leg...
Oh, the little monkey cried and the little monkey begged...
And the little monkey laid a golden monkey egg!!!

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